Biblical Curse Generator

You know there are days when I just wish it was Biblical to curse someone ... not today because nobody's peeved me enough, but then I remembered the Biblical Curse Generator - a free service provided by the good folk at Ship of Fools.

So now I can say something like: "I hope you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs, O thou Amalekite dog!" or "Take heed, thou sad Pharisee, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!" safe in the knowledge that I am only quoting scripture. Perhaps not in context, but it's Biblical!